paperwork

work is potentially switching to a new insurance provider...which
means there's paperwork to fill out...the following made for a good
laugh...a chuckle...a cajole...well...maybe not a cajole...that might
be some time of italian dessert...

anyway...here's the question in entirety:
" In the last 3 years have you or any member of your family listed
on this application been treated for a serious illness? Example
include, but are not limited to any of the following: cancer, diabetes,
multiple sclerosis, HIV/AIDS, mental/nervous disorders, congenital
birth defects, organ or other transplants, hemophilia, diseases of
the liver, kidney, lungs, heart/circulatory system; or has anyone had
surgery or incurred medical/pharmacy claims in the excess of $5,000
or is anyone currently pregnant??

The list got worse and worse...it started off nice and easy...like
"have you chipped a nail recently?" and went to "have you had to
hop around lately because your leg has melted away?" and then "is
anyone currently pregnant?"

Yes...the wife has a serious illness...them babies in the belly are
serious issues...don't want to catch that...

the good news is her illness should be over on friday...good times...