ads i've noticed

Someone needs to think a little bit more before they put this stuff out:



















Is the couple on the left hand side celebrating because some guy
is getting his face caved in? Could it be they're so happy that their
projector delivers the crispness of color and detail that they've always
wanted? Are they happy they have to cart everything up to the roof
and unless they live on the southern west coast this happy event can
only happen a few months of the year? Are they joyous because they
decided to spend money on a projector instead of putting money
into a mutual fund with a good return?



















Let's say that you and your wife are walking down the street on the
way to a wedding or some type of black tie event. All of a sudden a
fireball comes blazing down the street. Do you start running and
pulling your wife (who's in high heels) along or do you loving put her
in front of you and then start running...effectively shielding her from
and debris or shrapel? And who besides that guy with the song from
the 80s wear their sunglasses at night? Okay...besides Bono...

Somewhere there are monkeys typing making this stuff up...and
they're flinging poo on their coffee breaks...