work is potentially switching to a new insurance provider...which means there's paperwork to fill out...the following made for a good laugh...a chuckle...a cajole...well...maybe not a cajole...that might be some time of italian dessert...
anyway...here's the question in entirety: " In the last 3 years have you or any member of your family listed on this application been treated for a serious illness? Example include, but are not limited to any of the following: cancer, diabetes, multiple sclerosis, HIV/AIDS, mental/nervous disorders, congenital birth defects, organ or other transplants, hemophilia, diseases of the liver, kidney, lungs, heart/circulatory system; or has anyone had surgery or incurred medical/pharmacy claims in the excess of $5,000 or is anyone currently pregnant??
The list got worse and worse...it started off nice and easy...like "have you chipped a nail recently?" and went to "have you had to hop around lately because your leg has melted away?" and then "is anyone currently pregnant?"
Yes...the wife has a serious illness...them babies in the belly are serious issues...don't want to catch that...
the good news is her illness should be over on friday...good times...